Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Cereal Hazardous to Your Health?

I love cereal as much as the next guy. Wait. Okay, I love cereal more than the next guy, a lot more. But when does your love for cereal actually become a hazard to your health? It seems as though a car accident in Tampa Bay was caused when the driver of the vehicle was actually eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes while driving. The man crashed into the cruiser of a Florida state police officer. Man, what an idiot! If you are going to risk your life eating cereal while driving at least eat some Cocoa Pebbles, not Frosted Flakes!

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1 Comments:

Kevin said...

Instead of a morality lesson about eating and driving, I see this story as an opportunity.

Imagine a little box that you attach to your cereal bowl that contains a small explosive device and balloon. When you jerk your bowl forward as you would do in an auto crash, the explosive device would pop and cover your bowl with a prophylactic covering so that you would not spill your milk.

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