Darn Skaters

I was driving on my way home from work today and saw something so funny I nearly sharted my little panties. I was driving along minding my own darn business, and some darn skater comes shootin' out into the stupid road. He is lucky I saw him or he would have been killed by my bumper for sure. He gave me a sly little grin like "Haha, look at me, I escaped from getting killed by your bumper." And not 2 seconds later did he hit a crack and fall flat on his dumb skater face! HAHA, take that dumb skater.

I had a gourmet dinner tonight, I decided to celebrate my good grade that I got on my test today (a 64%). I usually make myself a hearty bologna sandwich, or a bowl of cereal, but tonight was a night for celebration. So I used some premium ham and turkey and gently placed it between two slices of only the most quality of white bread. And two wash it down, only the finest of store brand orange juice, strait out of the container, no glass needed. MM, you go with your bad self Jud.