Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Adventures in the City of Sin

Well, I just made it back from my trip to that wonderous city they call LAS VEGAS! Me and some friends of mine decided to get out of town and get a little crazy if ya know what I mean. Let me start off by saying that the trip didn't start so good. On our way down there (about a 7 hour drive) we ran out of gas and had to hitch-hike into a small town outside of St. George, UT. The guy that we hitched a ride from was really weird and smelled like rotten fish. The conversation went a little something like this:

smelly driver guy: "Heya thur, yoo folks thur need a little bitta a lift er?"

me: "Well, ya, I guess we could use a ride er sumpin', our car ran outta gas and we just need to fill this gas can er sumpin"

smelly driver guy: "Well, I spose I coulda give ya a lift, hop on er here ump in this here cab, aslongas yoo like umph rodents."
(he had two pet farrets)

me: "wuullllll, maybe we outa just..."

smelly driver guy: "GET IN THE DAMN CAB!"

So as you can see we didn't have much choice of whether or not we were going to ride with him. There were no cars for miles anyway, so we hoped in. To make a long story short we got the gas and we were on our way to that wonerfull oasis in the desert, Vegas!

As it turns out the gamblin' gods were on my side, I came home $100 up! I also came home with lots of stories from a hip little club called Ice, rode in a limo for the first time, saw a pirate stab a tourist in the eye at Treasure Island, and a big ol' smile on this pretty lil' face of mine.

bye bye for now, gonna grab some speghetti oh's
sinfull little Judson.

PS- Photos of the trip coming soon!!!

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